Recipes.

Liver and Onions.

Marinated Pork.

Waffles.

Hummus.

Spätzle.

Instructions.

How to Clean Squid.

How to Cook Squid.

Food.

You probably eat it, unless you are some sort of terrible mechanical monster, in which case you probably eat souls. But even those need a little something on the side, no?

Salutations.

I am Ebenezer McSurly. I cook, and you're a dick.

Enough with the pleasantries. In my infinite wisdom, I have decided to bring a sense of culture back into the world by sharing my fine recipes.

If you do not intend to prepare any of these dishes, then bugger off.

If you have any suggestions for future recipes, please do not hesitate to shove them up your ass.

Mainsite.